Get all custom taxonomies for a post, it's values, and use values for each in HTML

I am building out a database template which will show data stored in a mix of custom fields and custom taxonomies. When finished, there will be a potential for 50 different custom taxonomies with data for any given post.

I am trying to avoid writing out each individual custom-taxonomy in it's own if statement. And pinging the database that many times per page load (if possible).

I currently have this:

//For getting data belonging to custom taxonomy "Years", for this post

$termyears = get_the_terms( $post->ID, 'years' );

if ( $termyears && ! is_wp_error( $termyears ) ) {

    foreach ( $termyears as $termyear ) {
        $termyears_with_links[] = '<a href="'.$termyear->taxonomy.'/'.$termyear->slug.'/">'.$termyear->name.'</a>';
        $termyears_without_links[] = $termyear->name;
    }

    $termyears_with_links_final = join( ", ", $termyears_with_links );
    $termyears_without_links_final = join( ", ", $termyears_without_links );

}

//Then we use those variables below in HTML build out

if ($termyears != '') { echo '<li>Year: '. $termyears_with_links_final .'</li>'; }

And, I need to do this 50 times, for 50 custom taxonomies, all printed out at different places on the page, not just a list in one spot.

One other monkey wrench, it won't always be this simple list element with/without links. We need to check values, print differently depending on results, if they exist. Example:

$termstatuses = get_the_terms( $post->ID, 'status' );

if ( $termstatuses && ! is_wp_error( $termstatuses ) ) {

    foreach ( $termstatuses as $termstatus ) {
        $termstatuses_with_links[] = '<a href="'.$termstatus->taxonomy.'/'.$termstatus->slug.'/">'.$termstatus->name.'</a>';
        $termstatuses_without_links[] = $termstatus->name;
    }

    $termstatuses_with_links_final = join( ", ", $termstatuses_with_links );
    $termstatuses_without_links_final = join( ", ", $termstatuses_without_links );

}

if ($termstatus !='') { 

    echo '<li>Status: '; 

        if ($termstatus_nolinks_final == 'Released') {
            echo 'Released';
        } else {
            echo $termstatus_links_final;
        }

    echo '</li>'; 
}

So, how can we call all taxonomies, turn each one and it's terms into a variable, once.

Then all able to be referenced like:

$years(term->name)
$years(term->slug)
$statuses(term->name)
$statuses(term->slug)

//aka

$taxslug(term->name)
$taxslug(term->slug)

...For use in HTML build out like shown above?